The Funhouse

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That is the the kind of question that makes you go Hmmm.

[chefjoe]

Ok, so what do you call a blond who dyes their hair black.


That's right, artificial Intelligence...

[ctaulbee]

Haha, that's great Chef

[VincentLupo]

Good one chef!

[chouette]

[Jazzy]

[ctaulbee]

What do you call a basement full of blondes?

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A whine cellar.

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[Jazzy]

[Jazzy]

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[ctaulbee]

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[VincentLupo]

[ctaulbee]

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

[Jazzy]

[VincentLupo]

[Wrench]

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[chouette]

These blond jokes never get old, lol

[Jazzy]

A professor told his class:

"Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"

A blonde asked:

"Who is Seed ?"

[VincentLupo]

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[ctaulbee]

A blonde was recently seen standing in the supermarket cereal isle holding a box of Cheerios muttering to herself -- "Omg, doughnut seeds!"

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[Jazzy]