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TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby Jazzy » Apr Thu 22, 2021 11:12 pm

TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7... Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

AND NUMBER ONE REASON WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby Wrench » Apr Fri 23, 2021 2:02 am

And your wife just threw you out of the house to go live with golf.
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby topmeasure » Apr Fri 23, 2021 2:08 am

:-D
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby chouette » Apr Fri 23, 2021 6:49 pm

All good points, lol
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Fri 23, 2021 9:39 pm

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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby tmscrapbook » Apr Fri 23, 2021 10:45 pm

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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Sat 24, 2021 2:12 pm

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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby Sarge » Jul Fri 15, 2022 7:46 pm

There are 18 holes to play, so remember, doing poorly on one hole just means you play harder on the others
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX...

Postby topmeasure » Jul Sat 16, 2022 11:00 am

Sarge wrote:There are 18 holes to play, so remember, doing poorly on one hole just means you play harder on the others



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