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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jul Sun 16, 2017 8:22 pm

ctaulbee wrote:I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I'm going to have...


Makes perfect sense, lol
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Wed 19, 2017 10:50 pm

15 Days


That's the number of days until the first NFL preseason game kick-off.

Yeah I know, I know it's so close you can almost smell the cheerleaders pom-poms.


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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jul Wed 19, 2017 11:39 pm

Right... :roll  :D
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Wed 19, 2017 11:40 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » Jul Thu 20, 2017 3:16 pm

:blush:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Thu 20, 2017 6:55 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jul Fri 21, 2017 2:23 am

So you're on a banana trip huh? lol
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Fri 21, 2017 2:31 am

It's really hard to predict what I might be on...  :caught:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jul Fri 21, 2017 2:34 am

:lol:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Tue 08, 2017 11:47 pm

Could be banana and strawberry for example...  :-%

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Aug Tue 08, 2017 11:56 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Aug Wed 09, 2017 12:13 am

Oh my...  :-&  :D
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby topmeasure » Aug Thu 10, 2017 4:17 pm

:donald:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Tue 22, 2017 5:23 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Aug Tue 22, 2017 5:37 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » Aug Tue 22, 2017 5:47 pm

When I grow up, I wanna be a shark, just like CT! :D
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Mon 28, 2017 2:12 am

Now is that a cool pair of sunglasses or what!   :-$  :-$  :-$

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby sauron » Aug Mon 28, 2017 5:15 am

What sunglasses?
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Aug Tue 29, 2017 3:51 am

Right... :P
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Wed 30, 2017 7:55 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » Aug Wed 30, 2017 8:02 pm

As long as you do it wearing a doo rag & a gold ring in your ear... the way I do...
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Wed 30, 2017 8:06 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Aug Wed 30, 2017 9:07 pm

I drink to that... ;)
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Fri 01, 2017 10:13 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Sep Fri 01, 2017 11:15 pm

We had that last spring...
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