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Druggist's Bad Day

Postby tmscrapbook » Sep Tue 20, 2022 11:36 am

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.

Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.


It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

And Mister, I TOLD HER!"
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Re: Druggist's Bad Day

Postby Wrench » Sep Tue 20, 2022 4:30 pm

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Re: Druggist's Bad Day

Postby Jazzy » Sep Tue 20, 2022 4:36 pm

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Re: Druggist's Bad Day

Postby chouette » Sep Tue 20, 2022 9:29 pm

Hilarious!

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Re: Druggist's Bad Day

Postby VincentLupo » Sep Thu 22, 2022 4:44 am

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Re: Druggist's Bad Day

Postby topmeasure » Sep Fri 23, 2022 6:26 am

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