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The Shoe

Postby tmscrapbook » May Fri 06, 2022 11:39 am

One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.

Later that night, the man and his wife were driving to a movie when he spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat. Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.


They arrived at the theater a short time later and were about to get out of the car when his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?"
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Re: The Shoe

Postby Jazzy » May Fri 06, 2022 3:40 pm

:giggle:
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Re: The Shoe

Postby VincentLupo » May Fri 06, 2022 4:04 pm

:hehe:
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Re: The Shoe

Postby Wrench » May Sat 07, 2022 7:26 pm

she kill him
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Re: The Shoe

Postby chouette » May Sat 07, 2022 9:21 pm

Oh, oh.... :D
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