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She was so Blonde that...

Postby tmscrapbook » Apr Sat 09, 2022 11:51 am

- She tripped over a cordless phone.

- She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."

- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

- She studied for a blood test.

- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

- She sold the car for gas money!
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Re: She was so Blonde that...

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Sat 09, 2022 5:00 pm

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Re: She was so Blonde that...

Postby Wrench » Apr Sat 09, 2022 5:34 pm

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Re: She was so Blonde that...

Postby chouette » Apr Sat 09, 2022 6:22 pm

Yep, that's a real blonde, lol
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Re: She was so Blonde that...

Postby topmeasure » Apr Fri 15, 2022 2:47 am

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