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And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby tmscrapbook » Apr Tue 05, 2022 12:09 pm

If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job, on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice there is a disclosure in very fine print that reads:


“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.” Have a wonderful day knowing that, no matter how bad it is, there is always a job that’s more of a pain than yours.
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Re: And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby ripley » Apr Tue 05, 2022 1:57 pm

Excellent, and so true  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Re: And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby Jazzy » Apr Tue 05, 2022 2:10 pm

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Re: And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby Wrench » Apr Tue 05, 2022 3:22 pm

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Re: And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby chouette » Apr Tue 05, 2022 10:09 pm

Yeah, not a job I would apply for, lol
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Re: And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby topmeasure » Apr Wed 06, 2022 7:26 am

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Re: And You Thought Your Job was a Pain

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Thu 07, 2022 8:40 pm

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