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Power of Verse

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Thu 06, 2022 11:57 am

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven...)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.

The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.


As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
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Re: Power of Verse

Postby Wrench » Jan Thu 06, 2022 8:37 pm

Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Re: Power of Verse

Postby Jazzy » Jan Thu 06, 2022 9:16 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Power of Verse

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Fri 07, 2022 1:11 am

:donald:
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Re: Power of Verse

Postby topmeasure » Jan Fri 07, 2022 4:02 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Power of Verse

Postby chouette » Jan Fri 07, 2022 11:03 pm

Thank goodness he heard wrong, lol
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