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Ugliest Man in the World

Postby tmscrapbook » Oct Fri 08, 2021 11:38 am

One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimodo (Hunchback of Notre Dame) were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the strongest man in the world."

Snow White then looked around and said, "Well I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Then Quazzimodo looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the world."

An old man who had been listening in on there conversation said, "There is a psychic on top of that hill up there, why don't you each go in there and ask her yourself?"

The three friends agreed and they hiked to the top of the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes later and said, "I was right, I am the strongest man in the world."


Snow White went in next. She came out a few minutes later and said, "I was also right, I am the most beautiful person in the world."

Finally it was Quazzimodo's turn. He went in and after a few minutes he came out scratching his head. He looks up at his friends and said:

"Who is Dennis Rodman?"
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby Sarge » Oct Fri 08, 2021 12:04 pm

Good one Pam, for a minute there, I thought you were talking about ______________.   :D  :D  :D
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby tmscrapbook » Oct Fri 08, 2021 12:09 pm

Sarge wrote:Good one Pam, for a minute there, I thought you were about ______________.   :D  :D  :D



I would NEVER ;)
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby Sarge » Oct Fri 08, 2021 2:09 pm

Neither would I, but the opportunity is there, LOL
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby Jazzy » Oct Fri 08, 2021 3:07 pm

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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby chouette » Oct Fri 08, 2021 3:59 pm

I had no clue who the dude was. Now I'm thinking not just ugly but maybe a bit weird? lol
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby Wrench » Oct Fri 08, 2021 4:18 pm

chouette wrote:I had no clue who the dude was. Now I'm thinking not just ugly but maybe a bit weird? lol

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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby ctaulbee » Oct Fri 08, 2021 7:00 pm

Sarge wrote:Good one Pam, for a minute there, I thought you were talking about ______________.   :D  :D  :D


I came here expecting to see a candid photo of our :chooch:     :D  :D  :D
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby tmscrapbook » Oct Sat 09, 2021 1:08 am

ctaulbee wrote:
Sarge wrote:Good one Pam, for a minute there, I thought you were talking about ______________.   :D  :D  :D


I came here expecting to see a candid photo of our :chooch:     :D  :D  :D


I figured it would be censored if I posted it :)
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby Sarge » Oct Sat 09, 2021 10:31 am

Not in our lifetime  :roll  :roll  :roll
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Re: Ugliest Man in the World

Postby VincentLupo » Oct Sat 09, 2021 5:07 pm

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