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Where's the Wife?

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Fri 08, 2021 11:53 am

A man left work Friday afternoon, but, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his paycheck without telling his wife.

When he appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry spouse, who barraged him for two hours with a tirade of yelling.

Finally, she stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

So, Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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Re: Where's the Wife?

Postby Jazzy » Jan Fri 08, 2021 5:52 pm

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Re: Where's the Wife?

Postby Wrench » Jan Fri 08, 2021 9:24 pm

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Re: Where's the Wife?

Postby chouette » Jan Sat 09, 2021 1:52 am

Well I have a comment, it's frigging funny! lol
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Re: Where's the Wife?

Postby topmeasure » Jan Sat 09, 2021 5:29 am

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Re: Where's the Wife?

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Tue 12, 2021 3:41 pm

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