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Will he jump?

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Fri 08, 2021 11:48 am

Homer, a handsome dude who liked to gamble, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a woman at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The woman looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The woman replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the woman placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The woman was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The woman replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Homer took the money.
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Re: Will he jump?

Postby Jazzy » Jan Fri 08, 2021 5:57 pm

Blonde...

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Re: Will he jump?

Postby Wrench » Jan Fri 08, 2021 9:22 pm

:whathesaid:
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Re: Will he jump?

Postby chouette » Jan Sat 09, 2021 1:55 am

Yep, a blond moment it appears, lol
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Re: Will he jump?

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Tue 12, 2021 3:40 pm

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Re: Will he jump?

Postby topmeasure » Jan Wed 13, 2021 4:58 am

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