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Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Wed 06, 2021 12:00 pm

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him.

"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
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Re: Weather Forecast

Postby Jazzy » Jan Wed 06, 2021 5:08 pm

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Re: Weather Forecast

Postby Wrench » Jan Wed 06, 2021 8:20 pm

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Re: Weather Forecast

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Wed 06, 2021 8:46 pm

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Re: Weather Forecast

Postby Lucan63 » Jan Wed 06, 2021 10:46 pm

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Re: Weather Forecast

Postby topmeasure » Jan Thu 07, 2021 2:52 am

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Re: Weather Forecast

Postby chouette » Jan Thu 07, 2021 7:48 pm

Good one! lol
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