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The Power of Woman

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Mon 04, 2021 11:52 am

There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.

They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby Jazzy » Jan Mon 04, 2021 12:48 pm

OOOOOO... I'm not getting into this....
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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Mon 04, 2021 1:06 pm

Chicken :)
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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby Jazzy » Jan Mon 04, 2021 2:09 pm

tmscrapbook wrote:Chicken :)


Wrench will take care of this matter...
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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby topmeasure » Jan Mon 04, 2021 2:53 pm

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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby Wrench » Jan Mon 04, 2021 5:12 pm

:chickdance
I'm not getting into this....either
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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Mon 04, 2021 6:32 pm

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Re: The Power of Woman

Postby chouette » Jan Mon 04, 2021 8:44 pm

Bahahaha! Good one Pam! Either women have power, or men are...

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