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Postby tmscrapbook » Nov Sat 28, 2020 11:48 am

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

"Be still, my heart," thought my friend, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take you order?"
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Re: Doctor?

Postby topmeasure » Nov Sat 28, 2020 12:21 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Doctor?

Postby Wrench » Nov Sat 28, 2020 2:06 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Doctor?

Postby Jazzy » Nov Sat 28, 2020 3:08 pm

:donald:
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Re: Doctor?

Postby chefjoe » Nov Sat 28, 2020 8:13 pm

Sooo Naughty!  :donald:
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Re: Doctor?

Postby chouette » Nov Sat 28, 2020 10:28 pm

Oups... LOL
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Re: Doctor?

Postby VincentLupo » Nov Sat 28, 2020 11:29 pm

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