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Postby chouette » Nov Mon 02, 2020 7:29 pm

It takes 7 seconds for your food to go from your mouth to your stomach. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. The length of a penis is 3 times our thumb. A human hair can lift 6 pounds. A woman blinks twice as much as a man. We use 300 muscles just to maintain a balance.

A woman has read this entire text.

A man is still looking at his thumb.
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Re: Humour

Postby Wrench » Nov Mon 02, 2020 9:28 pm

Not looking at my thumb, I already knew that. :D
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Re: Humour

Postby VincentLupo » Nov Mon 02, 2020 11:31 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Humour

Postby Jazzy » Nov Tue 03, 2020 12:12 am

:ok:

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Postby topmeasure » Nov Tue 03, 2020 2:59 am

:giggle:
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Re: Humour

Postby ctaulbee » Nov Thu 05, 2020 11:52 pm

:donald:
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Re: Humour

Postby tmscrapbook » Nov Fri 06, 2020 12:40 pm

:giggle:  Chooch can't find his thumb :)
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Re: Humour

Postby chouette » Nov Fri 06, 2020 4:26 pm

tmscrapbook wrote:Chooch can't find his thumb :)


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