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Hitch-hiking

Postby tmscrapbook » Oct Tue 13, 2020 11:35 am

A guy was hitch-hiking on a very dark and stormy night. The night was getting on and no cars went by. Suddenly he saw a car roll slowly toward him and stop.

Without thinking about it, the guy jumped into the back seat and closed the door when he suddenly realized there was nobody behind the wheel! Just then the car started slowly rolling forward again. He was beginning to get really freaked out when he noticed a curve in the road ahead. He was just thinking about climbing into the front seat when a hand mysteriously appeared through the window and moved the wheel.

The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time right before a curve.

Gathering his courage, the guy finally jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went to a restaurant and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he just went through.

About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same restaurant. They were looking around for a table when one said to the other, "Hey, look, isn't that the jerk who got in the car when we were pushing it?"
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Re: Hitch-hiking

Postby Jazzy » Oct Tue 13, 2020 3:43 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Hitch-hiking

Postby Wrench » Oct Tue 13, 2020 3:49 pm

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Re: Hitch-hiking

Postby topmeasure » Oct Wed 14, 2020 6:21 am

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Re: Hitch-hiking

Postby VincentLupo » Oct Wed 14, 2020 10:33 pm

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Re: Hitch-hiking

Postby chouette » Oct Wed 14, 2020 11:31 pm

Good one, lol
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