The Funhouse

by **tmscrapbook** » May Mon 25, 2020 12:09 pm

1. When you sleep, people worry you’re dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and aren’t breaking any laws.

4. You wear black socks with sandals.

5. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

8. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

9. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.

10. You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday

by **ctaulbee** » May Mon 25, 2020 1:51 pm

by **bankska22** » May Mon 25, 2020 2:36 pm

by **topmeasure** » May Mon 25, 2020 3:08 pm

by **Wrench** » May Mon 25, 2020 3:12 pm

1. When you sleep, people worry you’re dead. NO

2. Your back goes out more than you do. Don't have back problems

3. Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and aren’t breaking any laws. Ex son-in-law is doing that and breaking the law

4. You wear black socks with sandals. Don't wear sandals

5. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. Don't have a patio just a porch, no room for a chair

6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. No

7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. No Dr. in address book No address book

8. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going. Don't have a rocking chair

9. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot. It's easy to find always in the handicapped space

10. You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday. I know my age

by **Jazzy** » May Mon 25, 2020 3:56 pm

Wrench wrote:1. When you sleep, people worry you’re dead. NO

2. Your back goes out more than you do. Don't have back problems

3. Your best friend is dating someone half their age… and aren’t breaking any laws. Ex son-in-law is doing that and breaking the law

4. You wear black socks with sandals. Don't wear sandals

5. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. Don't have a patio just a porch, no room for a chair

6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. No

7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr. No Dr. in address book No address book

8. You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going. Don't have a rocking chair

9. Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot. It's easy to find always in the handicapped space

10. You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday. I know my age