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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Oct Thu 13, 2022 1:15 am

Oh my, that's a lot of leafs!  :-&  :D - Much prettier than that white crap! lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Nov Wed 30, 2022 8:12 pm

Jazzy hasn't been thinking the whole month of November...  :-&  :D
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Dec Sun 04, 2022 1:37 pm

Christine was the first self driving car to catch en fire...

...way before Tesla made it a standard feature...


:thinking: I need a new car.  :suicide
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Dec Sun 04, 2022 5:31 pm

Jazzy wrote:...to catch en fire...


Is that the French in you? lol - Good one for Tesla! :D
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Dec Thu 22, 2022 12:18 am

On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me:

12 hoes I'm blocking,
11 friends just watching,
10 corny topics,
9 busted barbies,
8 friends complaining,
7 stalkers stalking,
6 party invites,
fiiiivvvvveeee Drama Queeeeennnnss,
4 game requests,
3 photo tags,
2 friends a pikin'-and a creep who wont stop inboxing meeee....





You are signing it.... lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Wrench » Dec Fri 23, 2022 11:16 pm

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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Jan Tue 03, 2023 1:33 am

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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Jan Tue 03, 2023 1:38 pm

Talk about reality, lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Apr Sun 09, 2023 4:38 pm

isn't this the day that a bunny sees its shadow and we have winter for another 6 weeks?   :roll
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Apr Sun 09, 2023 5:10 pm

Lol, it certainly looks like you might have some truth in there. ;)
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Oct Mon 23, 2023 12:02 pm

THINGS YOU SAY AFTER 70

1- Where the he*** is my phone?
2- How did I get this bruise?
3- That isn't my password either? WTF!?
4- How do they expect you to read this small print?
5- Where did I put my glasses?
6- I don't care if it doesn't look fashionable, it's comfortable!
7- Who the heck is calling at 9:30PM?
8- Does anyone say please and thank you anymore?
9- Geezzz, how do you throw your body out of whack jus sleeping wrong??
10- This scale can't be right!!
11- WTF is wrong with people nowadays??
12- Why did I come into this room?
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Wrench » Oct Mon 23, 2023 1:57 pm

Sorry Bob I don't say any of those things and I'm over 70
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Oct Tue 24, 2023 5:19 pm

Wrench wrote:Sorry Bob I don't say any of those things and I'm over 70


Of course you do. You just forget that you do, that's all. :P lol
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