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The Owlette

Postby chouette » May Thu 04, 2017 5:56 pm

I guess I will follow your insanity and post my crap right here! :D






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Re: The Owlette

Postby ctaulbee » May Thu 04, 2017 6:46 pm

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Re: The Owlette

Postby VincentLupo » May Fri 05, 2017 2:44 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby chouette » May Fri 05, 2017 4:18 am

I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said…

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Fogdude » May Fri 05, 2017 6:23 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby stampe » May Fri 05, 2017 2:29 pm

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Jazzy » May Fri 05, 2017 7:17 pm

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Postby VincentLupo » May Fri 05, 2017 8:27 pm

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Wrench » May Sat 06, 2017 4:19 pm

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Re: The Owlette

Postby chouette » May Sat 06, 2017 9:59 pm

This is a true story. I have a neighbour that called me once saying that she couldn’t see anything on her computer screen anymore. Now you are probably thinking at the moment, the kicker is that she forgot to open her monitor. Well, you are wrong, lol

So because it’s kind of hard to know if she actually have this sucker on, I had to walk over to her house and check it out for myself. I’m not a computer whiz, but it was clear that she needed a new monitor. And now comes the kicker. She was all nervous and screamed out: “Oh noooo. I don’t even remember what icons I had on my desktop! How do I retrieve them back?”

Yes, that’s right ladies and gentlemen, there are people out there that knows less about computers than I.


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Re: The Owlette

Postby Jazzy » May Sun 07, 2017 12:20 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Wrench » May Sun 07, 2017 2:47 am

That's me when my PTSD kicks in. :-%
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Postby topmeasure » May Sun 07, 2017 7:25 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby chouette » May Mon 08, 2017 9:51 pm

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Re: The Owlette

Postby ctaulbee » May Tue 09, 2017 1:56 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Wrench » May Tue 09, 2017 2:43 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby chouette » May Thu 11, 2017 2:22 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Jazzy » May Thu 11, 2017 9:17 am

:giggle: sounds like my place...
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Postby topmeasure » May Thu 11, 2017 10:19 am

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Re: The Owlette

Postby Fogdude » May Thu 11, 2017 11:12 am

i don't get it...
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Re: The Owlette

Postby ctaulbee » May Thu 11, 2017 1:12 pm

Get your wife to explain it Foggy :D
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Re: The Owlette

Postby chouette » May Thu 11, 2017 1:38 pm

LOL Fog, could you even read what you wrote? :D
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Re: The Owlette

Postby Fogdude » May Thu 11, 2017 2:02 pm

chouette wrote:LOL Fog, could you even read what you wrote? :D


Every bit as well as what you posted!
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Re: The Owlette

Postby Fogdude » May Thu 11, 2017 2:03 pm

ctaulbee wrote:Get your wife to explain it Foggy :D


Yeah, I kinda suspected that was where that was going...
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Re: The Owlette

Postby Wrench » May Thu 11, 2017 2:06 pm

Foggy is P*$$y whipped. What his wife say is how it is going to be, he just says yes dear!
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