Back and forth
Back and forth...back and forth. In and out...in and out. A little to the right...a little to the left. She could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back.
She was getting near to the end. He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved... Forwards then backwards...forward then backward... Again...and again!
Her heart was pounding now...Her face was flushed...She groaned... softly at first, then began to groan louder.
Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream, "OK, you smug bastard, so I can't parallel park. You do it!"
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Bossy Owl found dead after eating rat poison
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by chouette » Mar Thu 11, 2021 8:22 pm
And we know who gave that poor owl the rat poison, don't we... 
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I did it, I did it, now to cremate it with Hot Wrench.
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Wrench wrote:...cremate it with Hot Wrench.
What could that possibly mean? Pouvez-vous répéter en français please? lol
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by Wrench » Mar Fri 12, 2021 6:58 pm
torche coupante or cutting torch
That's what a mechanic calls it. When you can't get it loose with a wrench you use a hot wrench "cutting torch" with a rose bud tip.
That's what a mechanic calls it. When you can't get it loose with a wrench you use a hot wrench "cutting torch" with a rose bud tip.
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topmeasure wrote:Thanks for the warning!
See I am a nice guy.
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Based upon the evidence, I can't deny that.
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by chouette » Apr Sun 18, 2021 2:46 pm
The dude wearing the t-shirt doesn't look very old, but still funny and accurate. 
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