The Funhouse

by **ctaulbee** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 12:43 am

Just the funny ones folks :-S

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

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by **kylumi** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 3:43 am

Surely she must have been a very bright girl then? :minion12:

by **TheDude** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 6:13 am

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

by **jediaj3001** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 7:21 am

Blonde turns to a friend - 'I am going to be the first woman to land on the sun!'

Friend says, 'Won't that be to hot?'

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.....and.....

Katie Price... nuff said.

by **kylumi** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 9:50 am

Funny stuff guys..... :-O

by **Lucan63** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 4:01 pm

Frank saves the day! lmao 8-)

by **Pico** » Mar Thu 20, 2014 4:38 pm

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."