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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Dec Tue 25, 2018 3:45 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Wed 03, 2019 11:20 pm

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Apr Wed 03, 2019 11:27 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Apr Wed 03, 2019 11:52 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Apr Thu 04, 2019 2:23 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Apr Fri 05, 2019 3:03 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sat 06, 2019 3:35 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Apr Sat 06, 2019 3:31 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Apr Mon 08, 2019 2:01 pm

A blonde said...

I was worried the mechanic was going to try and rip me off.

I was relieved when he said I just need turn signal fluid
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Mon 08, 2019 6:06 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Tue 09, 2019 12:08 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Apr Tue 09, 2019 12:35 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » May Mon 27, 2019 8:30 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » May Mon 27, 2019 8:40 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » May Mon 27, 2019 9:07 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » May Tue 28, 2019 2:03 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Mon 15, 2019 9:10 pm

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

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She fell out of the tree.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Jul Mon 15, 2019 9:39 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby bankska22 » Jul Mon 15, 2019 10:00 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Jul Mon 15, 2019 11:31 pm

Duhh!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Jul Mon 15, 2019 11:43 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Jul Tue 16, 2019 1:03 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Jul Tue 16, 2019 9:39 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Aug Mon 26, 2019 11:38 pm

Two blondes walk into a building...

You'd think one of them would've seen it...
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Aug Tue 27, 2019 2:18 am

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