The Funhouse

by **tmscrapbook** » Jun Sun 20, 2021 12:42 pm

Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers...

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!