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Bottle of Wine

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Wed 13, 2021 11:38 am

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine...got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."
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Re: Bottle of Wine

Postby Jazzy » Jan Wed 13, 2021 1:16 pm

Pet shop clerk:  Can I help you?
Me:  I need a dog for my wife.
Pet shop clerk:  Sorry... no trade-in.
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Re: Bottle of Wine

Postby Wrench » Jan Wed 13, 2021 2:35 pm

So Pamie traded her husband for a bottle of wine and Bob tried to trade his wife for a dog.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TO OF YOU?????
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Re: Bottle of Wine

Postby tmscrapbook » Jan Wed 13, 2021 3:41 pm

Nothing is wrong with the TWO of us. What did you get traded for? :)
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Re: Bottle of Wine

Postby topmeasure » Jan Wed 13, 2021 4:57 pm

tmscrapbook wrote:Nothing is wrong with the TWO of us. What did you get traded for :)


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Re: Bottle of Wine

Postby chouette » Jan Wed 13, 2021 10:11 pm

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Re: Bottle of Wine

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Sat 16, 2021 3:53 pm

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