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Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby tmscrapbook » Nov Fri 20, 2020 12:05 pm

A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old woman. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said.

"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

In addition, with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old woman stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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Re: Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby Wrench » Nov Fri 20, 2020 2:55 pm

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Re: Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby chouette » Nov Fri 20, 2020 3:52 pm

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Re: Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby Jazzy » Nov Fri 20, 2020 5:31 pm

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Re: Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby topmeasure » Nov Sat 21, 2020 1:27 am

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Re: Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby VincentLupo » Nov Sat 21, 2020 2:55 pm

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Re: Selling Vacuum Cleaners

Postby ctaulbee » Nov Tue 24, 2020 9:49 pm

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