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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Aug Wed 29, 2018 2:05 pm

Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine.

Must be getting difficult to sell sober people a 12$ cup of coffee...
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » Aug Wed 29, 2018 11:05 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 30, 2018 10:25 am

:lmao:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Sep Mon 17, 2018 11:30 am

wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Mon 17, 2018 12:03 pm

Haha :hehe:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Sep Mon 17, 2018 8:03 pm

:lol:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Sep Wed 19, 2018 11:40 am



Same for hockey!
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Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Yes!

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Wed 19, 2018 12:09 pm

:thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Sep Wed 19, 2018 4:38 pm

I'm not surprised CT is excited about your football season rules, lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » Sep Thu 20, 2018 10:27 am

Right, it's a true miracle! :lol:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Sep Sun 23, 2018 11:27 am

Did you know...

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (OMG!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death...
(Creepy... I'm still not over the pig)...

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to his body... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off... (Honey, I'm home... What th ...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length... It's like a human jumping the length of a football field... (30 minutes... Lucky pig!  Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day... (I still can't believe that pig... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet... (Something I always wanted to know)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump... (OK, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light... (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain... (I know some people like that...)

Starfish have no brains... (I know some people like that, too...)

Polar bears are left-handed... (Talk about a southpaw)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure... (What about that pig?... Do the dolphins know about the pig?)...

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts...
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » Sep Sun 23, 2018 12:04 pm

Thanks for the enlightenment. :D
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Sep Mon 24, 2018 9:42 pm

Cockfights are done with chickens!!!!

What a waste of training...
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Mon 24, 2018 11:06 pm

Some very interesting facts there Jazzy lmao :D
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Sep Fri 28, 2018 12:26 am

:lol:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby alienmem » Sep Fri 28, 2018 7:10 am

Jazzy wrote:Cockfights are done with chickens!!!!

What a waste of training...


Wait, people have been doing it wrong all this time? Who figured the chicken thing out  :D

Who the hell gets into cockfights anyway? A dude walks in a bar and says, I'm the strongest man here. Other dude says, "Oh yeah". I challenge you to a cock fight!!!
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Sep Fri 28, 2018 12:01 pm

Everyone should believe in something.

I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas...
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Oct Thu 04, 2018 1:25 am

Do not drink and go to your hotel room!

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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby chouette » Oct Thu 04, 2018 5:10 pm

Drunk or not, I would have a hard time walking on that carpet, lol
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby ctaulbee » Oct Sat 06, 2018 8:42 pm

:wss
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby Jazzy » Oct Fri 19, 2018 1:00 am

I was given a very expensive looking camera as a gift yesterday.
They were foreign tourists, so I didn't understand what they said, but it was still a nice gesture.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby topmeasure » Oct Fri 19, 2018 4:05 am

:lol:
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Re: Jazzy thinking...

Postby VincentLupo » Oct Fri 19, 2018 10:28 am

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