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Re: Canadian Nurse

Postby chouette » Nov Wed 01, 2017 5:09 pm

Wrench wrote:Canadian Nurse :chouette

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Oh boy, did you get a young child to design this? lol - And, it's Canadian EX-Nurse. :P
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Nov Wed 01, 2017 7:45 pm

NO choue I found it on the net.
Not (EX) Retired Nurse, but once a Nurse always a Nurse.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jan Tue 08, 2019 1:17 am

Did you know that Raymond Burr has a brother? He is a lumberjack and his name is Tim
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jan Tue 08, 2019 1:59 am

:?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Jan Tue 08, 2019 2:34 am

:lol:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jan Tue 08, 2019 11:54 pm

:duh;
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jan Thu 10, 2019 9:10 pm

What does Mr. Hamburger call his wife?

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Thu 10, 2019 9:23 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jan Thu 10, 2019 11:12 pm

:duh;
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Jan Fri 11, 2019 12:26 am

:sneakysmile:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Mar Tue 26, 2019 11:12 pm

While looking for cover stills I found a pic of CT.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Mar Tue 26, 2019 11:35 pm

:D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Mar Wed 27, 2019 1:33 am

What were you looking for? :-&  :D  :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Mar Wed 27, 2019 7:52 pm

Yeah really, what were you looking for?  :P
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Mar Wed 27, 2019 11:43 pm

I was looking for bubbles for a business card. Splish Splash Bath Products

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Mar Fri 29, 2019 2:07 am

Right

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » May Sat 18, 2019 12:23 am

How do you eat an Elephant?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » May Sat 18, 2019 12:51 am

:giggle:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » May Sat 18, 2019 2:01 am

Quite logical, lol
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » May Sat 18, 2019 2:05 pm

Can't argue with that. :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Mar Fri 20, 2020 8:39 pm

Carpool

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Mar Sat 21, 2020 3:55 am

:D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby VincentLupo » Mar Sat 21, 2020 4:01 pm

Reminds me of the board game Bumper Cars.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Mar Sun 22, 2020 7:34 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sat 18, 2020 11:50 pm

Wrench, what do you tell your wife when she wants to know what the 710 cap is for on her car?

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