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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby topmeasure » Aug Tue 27, 2019 3:16 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Aug Tue 27, 2019 7:01 pm

You would think. ;)
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Fri 30, 2019 1:56 am

Jazzy wrote:Two blondes walk into a building...

You'd think one of them would've seen it...


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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Jan Thu 02, 2020 1:40 am

Blonde brought her car into the Shop. She comes back later and goes in to see the car mechanic... She says “What was wrong with my car?”
Mechanic says “ shit in the carburetor”...
Blonde says... “How do I do that?”
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Jan Thu 02, 2020 3:09 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Jan Thu 02, 2020 8:15 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby ctaulbee » Jan Sun 05, 2020 1:18 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Jazzy » Apr Wed 22, 2020 4:19 pm

There appears to be a second virus that's turning blond women into brunettes.
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby Wrench » Apr Wed 22, 2020 5:01 pm

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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby chouette » Apr Wed 22, 2020 11:31 pm

As long as it's not turning brunettes into blond women, we should be fine. :D

But I think what Wrench has at the moment with his chicken dance, is a real concern!!
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Re: Blonde Jokes

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Thu 23, 2020 4:48 am

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Re: Blonde Jokes

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Re: Blonde Jokes

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