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Re: Kansas City Chiefs

Postby chouette » Sep Wed 06, 2017 10:58 pm

Wrench wrote:Re: Kansas City Chiefs


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Re: Kansas City Chiefs

Postby Jazzy » Sep Thu 07, 2017 5:09 pm

Wrench wrote:Re: Kansas City Chiefs


The Truth:

Clark Hunt is the latest NFL team owner that this fiery locker room speech about standing for the playing of the national anthem has been falsely attributed to.

These posts began circulating in response to San Francisco 49ers Colin Kapernick’s decision to sit or kneel during the national anthem in protest of social issues, and of the treatment of black men by the criminal justice system in particular. Numerous players around the league joined Kaepernick’s protest in the opening weeks of the 2016 NFL season. You can find a complete list of them here.

Rumors that Clark Hunt had called a team meeting in which he sternly told his coaches and players that they were “paid performers on a stage” and “that field is my stage” began circulating toward the end of September 2016:

Clark Hunt, CEO and Owner of the Kansas City #Chiefs called a meeting with all of his Coaches, Players and field staff and firmly told them, “You are all simply paid performers on a stage and that field is my stage! You will stand, with your hand over your heart and with respect, when our Country’s National Anthem is being played or you will no longer be a Kansas City Chief, a Coach for the Kansas City Chiefs or have any association with the Chiefs Organization! I will immediately fire you, no matter who you are! You can make your political statements off the field, but why you’re employed by me and I’m signing your check, I demand that you make our fans proud and not embarrass them.”

The post was widely circulated on social media, but it didn’t come from Hunt. We investigated a previous version in which the speech was attributed to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. We found that a Texas man named Richie Newberry, who is not affiliated with the Cowboys, wrote the locker room speech as a work of fiction.

In reality, Clark Hunt has drawn scrutiny from critics of the national anthem protests because Hunt did not release Chiefs defense back Marcus Peters for protesting before an NFL game on September 18th. We couldn’t find any record of Hunt discussing his views on the player protests, but we can confirm that the locker room speech being circulated did not come from him.
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Re: Kansas City Chiefs

Postby topmeasure » Sep Mon 11, 2017 5:06 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Sep Mon 11, 2017 7:42 pm

That has always been the driving philosophy of my life, though I don't limit it to rum... :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Sep Mon 11, 2017 8:19 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Sep Mon 11, 2017 10:21 pm

I totally agree...
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Re: Rum

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Mon 11, 2017 11:12 pm

Wrench wrote:


I've been testing this theory for a good many years now and I can confirm it does work if properly applied!


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Postby Wrench » Sep Thu 14, 2017 12:45 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Sep Thu 14, 2017 3:56 am

Yes, the picture is crooked dammit. :P
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Sep Thu 14, 2017 1:16 pm

Wrong Choue
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Sep Thu 14, 2017 3:05 pm

License plate in the windshield?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Sep Thu 14, 2017 3:57 pm

Wrong Tamas
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Sep Thu 14, 2017 4:04 pm

My eyes are about to pop out, is he or she pumping diesel into that altima?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Sep Thu 14, 2017 7:19 pm

Well I give up. I can't focus with a crooked picture, my neck hurts, lol
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Sep Thu 14, 2017 7:22 pm

Oh yeah, and he should shut the damn door also, geeeeeze! :-<
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Sep Fri 15, 2017 12:05 am

Altima Never came out with a diesel engine, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Sep Fri 15, 2017 4:17 am

Right... like I'm supposed to know that... :P - Well, good for you Tamas, you are correct! :-$

You win a free Altima with unlimited diesel fuel, lol
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Sep Fri 15, 2017 5:17 am

chouette wrote:Right... like I'm supposed to know that... :P - Well, good for you Tamas, you are correct! :-$

You win a free Altima with unlimited diesel fuel, lol



Thank you Chouette, I didn't know there was a prize to be won.  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Sep Fri 15, 2017 2:55 pm

Choue is buying it and all the diesel fuel  for it.
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