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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jul Sun 23, 2017 12:39 pm

Ref: 15 yards for dropping panties!!! :-!
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Not at my house, if I have $20 and she has $5 then I have $20 and she has $5 period.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jul Mon 24, 2017 10:34 am

Yup...
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Re: NFL

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Jul Wed 26, 2017 4:35 pm

:donald:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jul Wed 26, 2017 4:50 pm

:sick:  :barf:  :gah:  :oops:  :facepalm:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jul Sat 29, 2017 8:45 am

I know the feeling.  :-%  You wouldn't believe how often my wife (in a power chair) & I walk into a restaurant & they try to seat us at a booth, which is an impossibility for my wife to sit at, even after we specified a table!
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Re: Restaurant

Postby Jazzy » Jul Sat 29, 2017 12:51 pm

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I say "we are 54 but only 2 coming in"
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jul Sat 29, 2017 1:18 pm

The wife would never let me do that. :-%
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Sarge » Jul Sat 29, 2017 4:48 pm

I always say yep, just put the one in the far corner in my truck bed. Can I have the chairs also.  :-|
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jul Mon 31, 2017 12:00 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jul Mon 31, 2017 1:11 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Jul Mon 31, 2017 4:18 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Thu 03, 2017 8:12 am

That's gonna use up some front tires...
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 03, 2017 2:11 pm

Picture this, you're driving this down on the beach or along the beach on the street. How many girls do you think you can pick up? COOL YES. Foggy most likely for you NONE. :silly:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Thu 03, 2017 2:44 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby stampe » Aug Thu 03, 2017 3:03 pm

like you wouldnt wanna ride that half-track bike around a muddy field :D

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 03, 2017 5:50 pm

Yours may be quiter than mine but I believe you can go more places on my cycle then your wheel chair. :-%
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