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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Tue 27, 2017 11:26 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Tue 27, 2017 4:47 pm

Lol looks fairly accurate :)
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Tue 27, 2017 5:39 pm

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OB1

Postby Wrench » Jun Thu 29, 2017 2:36 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Thu 29, 2017 9:36 am

:giggle:

La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar;
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.


The cockroach the cockroach,
He can no longer walk;
Because he does not have it because he is lacking
Smoking marijuana.
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Mayo

Postby Wrench » Jun Fri 30, 2017 2:37 am

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Lose Stuff

Postby Wrench » Jul Sat 01, 2017 12:00 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jul Sat 01, 2017 12:13 pm

:giggle:

Same problem here....
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Man Cave

Postby Wrench » Jul Sun 02, 2017 7:23 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jul Mon 03, 2017 12:30 am

What is that sofa doing there ?

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jul Mon 03, 2017 2:44 am

I would guess for the NRA meetings :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jul Mon 03, 2017 7:04 am

Jazzy wrote:What is that sofa doing there ?

:giggle:


Gotta have someplace to sit while you watch youtube videos of people testing the latest in firearms, on the big screen you can't see in that photo. :P
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Middle Home

Postby Wrench » Jul Thu 06, 2017 1:56 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Sarge » Jul Thu 06, 2017 2:27 pm

Congressional Failure, they can't even work together on how to make a PBJ sandwich, let alone run our country.  :D
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Girl Friend

Postby Wrench » Jul Sat 08, 2017 4:06 pm

Girl Friend
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Chicken Coupe

Postby Wrench » Jul Mon 10, 2017 12:11 pm

Why Does a Chicken Coupe have 2 doors?
Please give me your answer.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jul Mon 10, 2017 4:44 pm

What's a Chicken Coupe? :-?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jul Mon 10, 2017 5:16 pm

chouette wrote:What's a Chicken Coupe? :-?


:-? You must be a major major city gal.
It's where chickens live!
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Re: Chicken Coupe

Postby Jazzy » Jul Mon 10, 2017 9:47 pm

Wrench wrote:Why Does a Chicken Coupe have 2 doors?
Please give me your answer.



If it had four, it would be a sedan.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jul Mon 10, 2017 11:32 pm

Correct Jazzy
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Alcohol

Postby Wrench » Jul Wed 12, 2017 10:40 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jul Thu 13, 2017 12:17 am

I drink to that... ;)
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Two Old Ladies

Postby Wrench » Jul Thu 13, 2017 6:54 pm

There were these two old ladies having a beer at the local bar. One of the ladies said to the other that she had something between her boobs that wasn't there when she was younger.
The second lady asked, and what might that be?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jul Thu 13, 2017 7:05 pm

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