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I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 19, 2018 1:21 am

Q: If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and a wheel falls off your canoe, how many flapjacks does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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None because Ice Cream doesn't have bones.



Q: If it takes 16 flapjacks to shingle a doghouse, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Half an orange.
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby VincentLupo » Feb Mon 19, 2018 3:57 am

First one was easy but I didn't get the second one.
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby chouette » Feb Mon 19, 2018 3:59 am

I'm not sure I got either one Vince, lol
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby Wrench » Feb Mon 19, 2018 4:21 am

Q: What's the difference in an orange?

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A motorcycle because telephone poles have no doors.
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby bankska22 » Feb Mon 19, 2018 4:32 am

chouette wrote:I'm not sure I got either one Vince, lol

I'm with Chou. lol
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby Jazzy » Feb Mon 19, 2018 10:09 am

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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby stampe » Feb Mon 19, 2018 10:30 am

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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby jamshedt » Feb Mon 19, 2018 10:50 am

Im with Chou & Banks on this one!!
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby topmeasure » Feb Mon 19, 2018 3:16 pm

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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby chouette » Feb Mon 19, 2018 4:13 pm

I'm sure it will be explained, including why Tamas is laughing, lol
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby ctaulbee » Feb Mon 19, 2018 4:48 pm

Stampe had the right idea...
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Re: I Have Riddles For You Folks...

Postby topmeasure » Feb Mon 19, 2018 5:27 pm

That he did, plus a half an orange.
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