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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Sun 09, 2019 11:24 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jun Mon 10, 2019 2:24 am

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Jun Mon 10, 2019 11:38 am

Love this one... :D
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Mon 10, 2019 3:53 pm

This Friday June 14 is National Bourbon Day so let the celebrations commence  :D

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jun Mon 10, 2019 7:47 pm

The perfect excuse, lol
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Wrench » Jun Mon 10, 2019 7:57 pm

chouette wrote:The perfect excuse, lol


Don't need an excuse to drink perfect or not.
I don't have a drinking problem, I have no problem drinking.
I believe neither dose Curt.

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Jun Tue 11, 2019 7:48 am

:bravo
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jun Tue 11, 2019 6:45 pm

:lol:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Jun Mon 17, 2019 12:00 am

:agree:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jun Mon 17, 2019 10:45 am

Good one! lol
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Wed 19, 2019 3:37 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jun Wed 19, 2019 3:43 pm

Makes perfect sense to me, lol
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Jun Wed 19, 2019 5:16 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Wed 19, 2019 5:27 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Sun 23, 2019 8:47 pm

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him.

When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "Whats the matter, old man? You never did anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock and I was just wondering if you were my son...
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

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:donald:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby topmeasure » Jun Mon 24, 2019 12:38 am

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Jun Mon 24, 2019 1:18 am

Good one! lol
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Mon 24, 2019 2:12 am

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Sun 30, 2019 9:54 pm

I asked ALEXA "What do women want?"

The damn thing is in the garage now, it has not stopped yapping for seven straight days...

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Sun 30, 2019 10:05 pm

:donald:
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Jun Sun 30, 2019 10:14 pm

:D .. Normal I think!
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