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CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sun 23, 2017 1:12 am

I need a outlet for my many pointless Chaos and Havoc posts...

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Womens Beach Volleyball

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sun 23, 2017 1:16 am

I love watching women's beach volleyball.



There have been two wrist injuries so far, but I should be ok by next week.

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Apr Sun 23, 2017 1:33 am

You should work for Amtrak....  One track mind.

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Sun 23, 2017 5:14 am

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » Apr Sun 23, 2017 8:18 am

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sun 23, 2017 6:00 pm

Good to know fact - the universe is unlikely to run out of alcohol anytime soon.

I for one will sleep better tonight knowing this!


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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby chouette » Apr Sun 23, 2017 6:30 pm

And so it begins... :P  :D
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Fri 28, 2017 5:57 pm

chouette wrote:And so it begins... :P  :D


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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » Apr Fri 28, 2017 9:04 pm

... did someone say alcohol ?
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Fri 28, 2017 9:23 pm

God I hope so! :-$

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » Apr Sat 29, 2017 4:14 pm

Everything you need to start-off a perfect day...

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » Apr Sat 29, 2017 4:50 pm

Yep... except that auto should be laying on it's other side. Even a lefty would have trouble getting that into action from that spot in that position.
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Postby Jazzy » Apr Sat 29, 2017 5:37 pm

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Postby ctaulbee » May Mon 01, 2017 10:18 pm

Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » May Mon 01, 2017 11:05 pm

I've had all of those. Never was a fan of Rum & didn't like Jack Daniels because it always gave me an aftertaste of black pepper. The only one I've never had is The Ketel One Vodka. I'm very partial to Skyy, myself. Grey Goose is the only thing better, in my experience.
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » May Mon 15, 2017 1:27 pm

When we were kids, we didn't have Pokemon Go. If we wanted to look for things that weren't there, we would eat shrooms like normal people.

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » May Thu 18, 2017 4:18 pm

I’d like to see the Ninety-Nine-Cent store get a liquor license.

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Jazzy » May Thu 18, 2017 8:40 pm

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Postby Fogdude » May Thu 18, 2017 9:06 pm

Oh... to return to the days of Pagan Pink Ripple at 39 cents a quart!
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Postby ctaulbee » May Sat 27, 2017 5:27 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby Fogdude » May Sat 27, 2017 5:35 pm

Kevin (Banks) doesn't belong! (Now I need to gouge out my mind's eye.)
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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby VincentLupo » May Sat 27, 2017 8:13 pm

There are clearly some hands there that do not belong.
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Postby chouette » May Sun 28, 2017 11:39 pm

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Re: CT's Mad Ramblings

Postby ctaulbee » May Mon 29, 2017 6:11 am

I'm always amazed when tragedy strikes just how quickly the people on Facebook become experts on the subject, no matter what it is.
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