Scandalous and Risque

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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about herself,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You're 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is both surprised and shocked by now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?

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'Because you got an F in sex!

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I went to the drug store and told the clerk,
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."

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[Fogdude]

With hurricane Harvey parked a couple hundred miles to our southwest, I feel like the guy who jumped off a skyscraper & as he passed one floor, a guy yelled out the window, "How's it going?" To which he responded...

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"So far, so good."

[Jazzy]

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With hurricane Harvey parked a couple hundred miles to our southwest, I feel like the guy who jumped off a skyscraper & as he passed one floor, a guy yelled out the window, "How's it going?" To which he responded...

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"So far, so good."

That's one of the more memorable lines from The Magnificent Seven.

[Fogdude]

For those of you who are inclined to have firearms, a little advice...

If you have an AK style weapon & a supply of ammunition, you almost surely have some steel cased 7.62x39 ammo. It's relatively plentiful & less expensive than brass cases. I know I do. After all, ANY ammo is better than none at all & I've used steel cased ammo in several handguns, of the 9mm variety & as long as you THOROUGHLY clean the chambers afterward, there's no problem with them at all. I did, however, learn, the hard way, that such is not the case when using a combination of steel & brass, especially in the same shooting session, without cleaning between.

There are rumors in abundance that this problem of steel cases sticking in chambers is due to the lacquer coating virtually ALL steel cased ammo employs. The theory was that the lacquer burns & sticks to the chamber walls, making ejection unreliable & ensuing rounds even more likely to stick, even to eventually causing jams that could result in damage to the weapon (& the shooter).

I have read extensively on this & several very reputable outfits have put this to the test & proven that the lacquer is NOT the issue. It turns out that the problem is almost entirely due to the fact that steel cases simply do not expand on ignition, allowing hot gases & powder residue to be forced back ward between the case & chamber wall. This residue builds up & eventually causes a malfunction. HOWEVER, this malfunctioning ONLY happens if you switch to brass cased ammo without cleaning the weapon's chamber FIRST.

AK style weapons are designed for steel cased ammo. The tolerances allow for this phenomenon & as long as you use only steel cased ammo, such malfunctions do not appear. HOWEVER, it is possible to use both brass & steel cased ammo in the same weapon WITHOUT cleaning between changes AS LONG AS you use the BRASS ammo FIRST & do not resume with brass after switching to steel.

The whole problem lies in the fact that brass cases EXPAND when fired, sealing the chamber & keeping the hot gases & powder residue from fouling the chamber. As long as you use only brass cases, the fouling won't occur & you'll have no problems. You can shoot all the brass you want & then switch to steel & continue, without ill effect. The reverse is NOT true.

So, when TSHTF, have your brass loaded up first, use it all up, then switch to steel & you won't have any problems. For this reason, I have all magazines color coded so I know, from arms reach, which is which, without needing to look closely at the ammo in them.

Thanks for your patience with my lengthy missive. I hope it is of benefit to someone.

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not safe

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Fingers crossed... Hoping the house will stand up.

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Fingers crossed... Hoping the house will stand up.

Mine are crossed for you, too, bud! Hope things are milder than predicted.