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Postby tmscrapbook » Jul Sun 12, 2020 12:54 pm

A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.

The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your Maw."
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Re: Elevator

Postby Wrench » Jul Sun 12, 2020 2:09 pm

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Re: Elevator

Postby topmeasure » Jul Sun 12, 2020 5:23 pm

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Re: Elevator

Postby chouette » Jul Sun 12, 2020 7:15 pm

That's so funny, lol
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Re: Elevator

Postby Jazzy » Jul Sun 12, 2020 8:12 pm

:cheezy:
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Postby VincentLupo » Jul Mon 13, 2020 12:05 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Elevator

Postby ctaulbee » Jul Mon 13, 2020 4:20 pm

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