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What Denomination?

Postby tmscrapbook » Jul Sat 04, 2020 11:42 am

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian."
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Re: What Denomination?

Postby VincentLupo » Jul Sat 04, 2020 12:28 pm

:hehe:
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Re: What Denomination?

Postby topmeasure » Jul Sat 04, 2020 1:58 pm

:lol:
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Re: What Denomination?

Postby Wrench » Jul Sat 04, 2020 2:12 pm

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Re: What Denomination?

Postby stardragon9 » Jul Sat 04, 2020 3:31 pm

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Re: What Denomination?

Postby chouette » Jul Sat 04, 2020 9:36 pm

Funny, lol
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Re: What Denomination?

Postby Jazzy » Jul Sat 04, 2020 11:18 pm

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Re: What Denomination?

Postby bankska22 » Jul Sat 04, 2020 11:46 pm

lol
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Re: What Denomination?

Postby wysmommy » Jul Sun 05, 2020 1:15 am

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