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Good Milk

Postby tmscrapbook » Jul Sat 04, 2020 11:41 am

There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890s whose worn out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined.

But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day. Eventually, the elderly pious one approached her final hour. As several sisters gathered around her at bedside, the mother superior asked if she wanted to leave them any words of wisdom.

"Oh, yes," she replied. "Never sell that cow!"
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Re: Good Milk

Postby VincentLupo » Jul Sat 04, 2020 12:28 pm

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Postby topmeasure » Jul Sat 04, 2020 2:00 pm

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Postby Wrench » Jul Sat 04, 2020 2:11 pm

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Re: Good Milk

Postby chouette » Jul Sat 04, 2020 9:40 pm

Good one Pam! lol
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Re: Good Milk

Postby Jazzy » Jul Sat 04, 2020 11:17 pm

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Postby wysmommy » Jul Sun 05, 2020 1:13 am

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