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Women's Random Thoughts

Postby tmscrapbook » Jun Sun 14, 2020 12:20 pm

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... You either married it or gave birth to it.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
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Re: Women's Random Thoughts

Postby chouette » Jun Sun 14, 2020 2:32 pm

My thoughts exactly, lol
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Re: Women's Random Thoughts

Postby wysmommy » Jun Sun 14, 2020 2:56 pm

Love it.  :)
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Re: Women's Random Thoughts

Postby topmeasure » Jun Sun 14, 2020 3:15 pm

:lol:
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Re: Women's Random Thoughts

Postby Jazzy » Jun Sun 14, 2020 7:49 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Women's Random Thoughts

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Sun 14, 2020 9:41 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Women's Random Thoughts

Postby Wrench » Jun Sun 14, 2020 9:50 pm

:-D
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