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Postby tmscrapbook » Jun Tue 09, 2020 11:35 am

Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am."

The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It's 5:00 am. Wake up."

Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby topmeasure » Jun Tue 09, 2020 12:34 pm

:donald:
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby wysmommy » Jun Tue 09, 2020 12:36 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby chouette » Jun Tue 09, 2020 3:23 pm

Nope, they are not, lol
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby Wrench » Jun Tue 09, 2020 3:29 pm

Wife and I made a promise when we got married not to go to bed mad or angry at each other. We get into bed and kiss. End of the war.
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby Jazzy » Jun Tue 09, 2020 4:58 pm

:yeahthat:
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby bankska22 » Jun Tue 09, 2020 9:09 pm

lol
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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Tue 09, 2020 10:24 pm

:hehe:

Wrench wrote:Wife and I made a promise when we got married not to go to bed mad or angry at each other...


I thought you were going to say you had not slept for about 20 years of your marriage there Wrench...

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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby chouette » Jun Wed 10, 2020 3:26 pm

ctaulbee wrote:
Wrench wrote:Wife and I made a promise when we got married not to go to bed mad or angry at each other...


I thought you were going to say you had not slept for about 20 years of your marriage there Wrench... :D


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Re: Silent Treatment

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Thu 11, 2020 10:18 pm

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