The Funhouse

[Jazzy]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.
"Okay then," said John, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.  In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.  "I'm so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.  On my honer as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," John replied.

She ran out of the room...

[Wrench]

[chouette]

[VincentLupo]