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Re: Jazzy thinking...
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The man who invented autocorrect has died.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...
by Jazzy » Oct Thu 25, 2018 1:01 am
Synonym
(noun)
A word used in place of the one you can't spell.
(noun)
A word used in place of the one you can't spell.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...
by Jazzy » Oct Fri 26, 2018 12:50 pm
The Officer said: You drinking?
I said: You buying?
We just laughed and laughed...
I need bail money.
I said: You buying?
We just laughed and laughed...
I need bail money.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...
by Jazzy » Nov Fri 02, 2018 1:03 am
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
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Re: Jazzy thinking...
by Jazzy » Nov Wed 07, 2018 10:41 am
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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Re: Jazzy thinking...
by ctaulbee » Nov Wed 07, 2018 1:55 pm
Jazzy wrote:I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. :-?
Ain't it the truth though
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Re: Jazzy thinking...
by Jazzy » Nov Fri 09, 2018 4:15 pm
At the airport.
I tell the baggage clerk I have 3 bags.
I want one to go to Cleveland ,one to go to Miami and one to go to Honolulu.
Clerk -You cannot do that sir.
Me- you did it last week.
I tell the baggage clerk I have 3 bags.
I want one to go to Cleveland ,one to go to Miami and one to go to Honolulu.
Clerk -You cannot do that sir.
Me- you did it last week.
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