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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby 2getted » May Fri 19, 2017 11:52 am

At least he's honest and upfront about it.  ;)
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby ctaulbee » May Fri 19, 2017 12:13 pm

Honesty, contrary to popular belief is not "always" the best policy.

Example Wife/GF asks "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

and it does,

should one be honest and hope for the best or just lie...

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby 2getted » May Fri 19, 2017 12:19 pm

:giggle:  :thinking:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » May Fri 19, 2017 1:05 pm

In those cases lying your butt off works the best.

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby ctaulbee » May Fri 19, 2017 1:25 pm

topmeasure wrote:In those cases lying your butt off works the best.

:D

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » May Fri 19, 2017 5:14 pm

ctaulbee wrote:Honesty, contrary to popular belief is not "always" the best policy.

Example Wife/GF asks "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

and it does,

should one be honest and hope for the best or just lie...

:-%


Please shut up... it's a trap.  :violin:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » May Sat 20, 2017 2:32 pm

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » May Sat 20, 2017 5:20 pm

been missing it also.... :donald:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » May Wed 24, 2017 11:41 am

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » May Wed 24, 2017 11:56 pm

:agreed:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » Jun Thu 08, 2017 10:12 am

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » Jun Thu 08, 2017 3:46 pm

Not here... I'm bald... :muhahaha
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Fogdude » Jun Thu 08, 2017 4:11 pm

I just get 'bed beard.' :-l
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » Jun Tue 13, 2017 12:08 am

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » Jun Tue 13, 2017 8:01 am

:agree:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Tue 13, 2017 6:36 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » Jun Fri 16, 2017 6:34 am

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » Jun Fri 16, 2017 8:33 am

:giggle:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » Jun Mon 19, 2017 5:58 pm

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby ctaulbee » Jun Mon 19, 2017 6:01 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Fogdude » Jun Mon 19, 2017 6:10 pm

:giggle:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » Jun Mon 19, 2017 9:48 pm

:muhahahaha
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby chouette » Jun Fri 23, 2017 2:48 am

:lol:
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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby topmeasure » Jun Fri 23, 2017 6:22 pm

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Re: Topmeasure's Tabloid

Postby Jazzy » Jun Fri 23, 2017 9:52 pm

Very, very, very good advice  :agreed:
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