10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
9. You can keep one at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
8. If you like your friends gun, he’ll probably let you try it out.
7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun as a back-up.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.