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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Sun 18, 2016 3:46 am

10. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

9. You can keep one at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

8. If you like your friends gun, he’ll probably let you try it out.

7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun as a back-up.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.


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Re: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby Fogdude » Sep Sun 18, 2016 7:07 am

Virtually biblical!  :-O
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Postby chouette » Sep Tue 20, 2016 12:33 am

Pretty good list there Monsieur CT! lol
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Re: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby sk-ar » Sep Tue 20, 2016 4:09 am

:-O so funny
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Re: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby ctaulbee » Sep Tue 20, 2016 5:15 am

chouette wrote:Pretty good list there Monsieur CT! lol


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Re: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby VincentLupo » Sep Tue 20, 2016 6:36 pm

Nice list CT.  :rolling:
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