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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Tue 15, 2017 2:49 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Sat 26, 2017 7:53 pm

.... I just went golfing....
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Sat 26, 2017 9:59 pm

I don't golf so I went home.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Sun 27, 2017 1:27 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Sun 27, 2017 11:22 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Mon 28, 2017 9:16 pm

Pfffttt... Joel, you need help!

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Mon 28, 2017 11:23 pm

All the help I can get :yikes:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Wed 30, 2017 1:44 pm

... agreed... ;)
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Wed 30, 2017 4:58 pm

And some are just plain, old, ordinary boobs...
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Love

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 1:11 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 31, 2017 2:10 pm

So how do you love me Wrench? Do tell, LOL
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 4:05 pm

@ choue
That's a trick question, however I answer it would be the wrong answer. This is what you get.

I don't love to want to punch you in the face, I don't hit females.
I don't love to want to avoid you, and if we met by chance that's okay, I would like that as long as your husband and my wife were there.

That's my answer and I'm stickin' to it.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Thu 31, 2017 5:32 pm

Very diplomatic there Wrench. :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Thu 31, 2017 7:03 pm

Gotta admit, Wrench, you pulled that one off like a professional! :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 31, 2017 9:40 pm

You did good Wrench. I'm glad you don't want to punch me in the face! :P LOL
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Thu 31, 2017 9:45 pm

ctaulbee wrote:


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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 10:21 pm

Not chicken SMART
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 31, 2017 10:35 pm

I wouldn't punch you in the face you're my favorite owl :chouette
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