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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Thu 03, 2017 4:54 pm

Haven't been in the business of picking up chicks in ages, Wrench, so it's no issue for me, one way or the other. I do like that triangle track unit stampe posted, though. I've seen demos of those & they just absolutely rock!
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It Was Fifty Years Ago Today...

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 03, 2017 5:09 pm

It Was Fifty Years Ago Today...give or take.

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Thu 03, 2017 6:13 pm

Still loving it... ;)
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Fri 04, 2017 12:24 am

I love me some Beatles!! <3  <3  <3  <3  <3
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Sarge » Aug Sat 05, 2017 2:11 am

When the wife and I were in London in the early 70's we did get to meet George Harrison and Ringo Star, and of all the places on the TUBE (the London Underground Railway).   :-$
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Postby Wrench » Aug Sat 05, 2017 11:37 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby VincentLupo » Aug Sat 05, 2017 11:39 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Sun 06, 2017 12:58 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Sun 06, 2017 5:38 pm

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Sun 06, 2017 7:51 pm

I was told that is your cat choue.
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Read Out Loud

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Sun 06, 2017 10:05 pm

:gah:  :lol:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Sun 06, 2017 10:10 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Tue 08, 2017 2:18 am

I do not snore
I just dream I'm a motorcycle

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Aug Tue 08, 2017 6:23 am

Wrench wrote:I do not snore
I just dream I'm a motorcycle

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I like it! I'm gonna use it! :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Tue 08, 2017 9:14 am

Wrench wrote:I do not snore
I just dream I'm a motorcycle

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That's what I've been trying to explain to my wife for the last 40 years!

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me and u

Postby Wrench » Aug Wed 09, 2017 2:26 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Wed 09, 2017 7:06 pm

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soap opera

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Sat 12, 2017 8:03 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Sat 12, 2017 9:27 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Sun 13, 2017 3:02 pm

A man was leaving work and was hit by a car. Tina took him to the hospital.
The man called his wife.

Man to wife:
When I was leaving work I was hit by a car and Tina took me to the hospital.
The trauma to my head will be fine with no side affects.
I have 3 broken ribs.
My right arm is broken.
My left leg has a compound break.
They may have to amputate my right foot.
Other than that I'm OK.

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Sun 13, 2017 10:58 pm

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The Runs

Postby Wrench » Aug Tue 15, 2017 11:21 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Tue 15, 2017 12:31 pm

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