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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Thu 01, 2017 7:33 pm

That is good.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Fri 02, 2017 8:20 pm

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Postby Wrench » Jun Sun 04, 2017 11:58 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Sun 04, 2017 8:45 pm

I also heve one... called Black & Decker... just sold it wirh the house.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jun Mon 05, 2017 7:04 am

I had one, in my teens, back when they were green. Got so tired of changing the plastic line I rigged it with guitar string. Worked great, but not a very safe way to go.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jun Mon 05, 2017 10:46 am

Fogdude wrote:I had one, in my teens, back when they were green. Got so tired of changing the plastic line I rigged it with guitar string. Worked great, but not a very safe way to go.


Only you would think of something like that Fog. I kinda like the idea, maybe with some heave gauge mechanics wire.
Might just give that a try to cut back the black berry vines.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jun Mon 05, 2017 11:00 am

I doubt I was the first to try it. :D

It did make pretty sparks when it hit rocks or bricks or concrete, though.

Problem is, it wears out as fast, or faster, than the plastic line did. No question it cut the rough stuff better, but hitting rocks can make it break. Then you have flying metal needles.
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Re: Fidget Spinner

Postby Fogdude » Jun Tue 06, 2017 6:17 am

Wrench wrote:


Now you're talking my language!
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jun Wed 07, 2017 1:20 pm

:really:  :worry:  :lol:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Fri 09, 2017 6:06 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Sun 11, 2017 1:34 pm

:welcome1: Just wait till  :chouette gets a hold of this... you gonna get smacked...

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jun Sun 11, 2017 3:20 pm

Looking forward to it jazzy. :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jun Sun 11, 2017 5:53 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jun Sun 11, 2017 6:14 pm

And I felt all 3 of the punches. They felt like a little owl hit me. Didn't hurt, but then you weren't trying to hurt me. Or were you?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jun Sun 11, 2017 7:01 pm

That's my little secret...  :giggle:
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Tue 13, 2017 3:44 pm

Pam is going to love this one  :giggle:
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Postby Wrench » Jun Wed 14, 2017 11:29 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Fogdude » Jun Wed 14, 2017 11:33 am

Thank God, I never liked Wheaties! Never ate them. I'm a Fruit Loops kinda guy :-S
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