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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Apr Sun 19, 2020 12:12 am

lol
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Apr Sun 19, 2020 1:10 am

ctaulbee wrote:Wrench, what do you tell your wife when she wants to know what the 710 cap is for on her car?


:-&  :D  :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Apr Sun 19, 2020 2:11 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby VincentLupo » Apr Sun 19, 2020 6:20 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Apr Mon 20, 2020 9:21 pm

Her Dad was a mechanic. Her 3 brothers were mechanics. Her husband (me) was a mechanic.
She doesn't need to ask. She knows
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby bankska22 » Apr Mon 20, 2020 9:33 pm

:D  :D  :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Apr Tue 21, 2020 3:34 am

Wrench wrote:Her Dad was a mechanic. Her 3 brothers were mechanics. Her husband (me) was a mechanic.
She doesn't need to ask. She knows



That sounds like a line from My Cousin Vinny.  :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Apr Tue 21, 2020 4:20 pm

topmeasure wrote:That sounds like a line from My Cousin Vinny. :D


It certainly does, good catch Tamas! lol
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby tmscrapbook » May Mon 25, 2020 11:21 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby bankska22 » May Tue 26, 2020 6:58 am

:D  :D  :D
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Jun Wed 10, 2020 2:48 am

Earth has it's boundaries,
but human stupidity is limitless
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Sarge » Jun Wed 10, 2020 7:52 am

One should not put one's foot in one's mouth.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby VincentLupo » Jun Wed 10, 2020 11:02 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Jun Wed 10, 2020 3:20 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Jun Wed 10, 2020 9:54 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Wed 26, 2020 2:46 am

There was this milk cow that wasn't giving milk.
Is the cow a milk dud or an utter failure?
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby topmeasure » Aug Wed 26, 2020 4:35 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby ctaulbee » Aug Wed 26, 2020 11:05 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Wed 26, 2020 3:54 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby chouette » Aug Wed 26, 2020 8:10 pm

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Thu 27, 2020 2:48 am

It's a dry cow. The dairyman dried the cow up so it can calf.
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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Jazzy » Aug Thu 27, 2020 7:56 am

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Re: Wrench's Quips

Postby Wrench » Aug Sat 29, 2020 2:50 am

A little girl ,Danielle, comes home from school and her mother says
That's not the mask you wore to school this morning.
Little girl says no it isn't, I traded with Marsha who traded with
Sally who traded with Connie who traded with Paul who traded with
Tom........
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