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Postby Wrench » Dec Mon 21, 2015 3:06 am

Sharing some funny thoughts  :-O
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AGE

Postby Wrench » Apr Fri 29, 2016 7:04 pm

The picture says it all. :-|
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Mobile Phones

Postby Wrench » Apr Fri 29, 2016 7:37 pm

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Re: Mobile Phones

Postby BajeeZa » Apr Fri 29, 2016 11:27 pm

I had one too  :-O
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Re: Mobile Phones

Postby kylumi » Apr Sat 30, 2016 1:35 am

Remember these.....we all had them as kids (at some point). :-$  8-)

Believe it or not this type of listening device has been around for over 300 years  :-&
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Re: AGE

Postby kylumi » Apr Sat 30, 2016 1:39 am

That lady goes on my cool list 8-)
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Re: Mobile Phones

Postby RRJR84 » Apr Sat 30, 2016 4:37 pm

i had the first one when i was little, lol
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Re: AGE

Postby VincentLupo » May Sun 01, 2016 2:09 pm

Yep.
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Tired

Postby Wrench » May Tue 03, 2016 1:18 pm

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Re: Tired

Postby Wrench » May Tue 03, 2016 1:22 pm

i feel like i'm already tired tomorrow :yawn:  :yawn:  :yawn:
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Re: Tired

Postby Kellevra » May Tue 03, 2016 3:16 pm

me too wrench mate .... me too !!:)
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Re: Tired

Postby kylumi » May Wed 04, 2016 2:52 am

:0lol:
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Rich

Postby Wrench » May Sun 08, 2016 3:35 pm

$$$$$$$$$$

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Re: Rich

Postby kylumi » May Mon 09, 2016 2:24 am

:lmao:  :rolling:  :lmao:
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Re: AGE

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Re: AGE

Postby bankska22 » May Tue 10, 2016 12:13 am

Good 1 :-)  :-)
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Freedom

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Re: Freedom

Postby kylumi » May Tue 10, 2016 5:03 am

Not true.....It should be remembered that freedom such as it is today came at a very high cost of life from many nations and it still does.
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Re: Freedom

Postby Wrench » May Tue 10, 2016 2:23 pm

Yes ky but am talking only about the U.S. in this case. :-O
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Re: Freedom

Postby kylumi » May Wed 11, 2016 4:54 am

Sadly wrenchy m8, so am I.
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Re: Freedom

Postby bankska22 » May Thu 12, 2016 12:03 am

Thumbs up to all who fought and died for us. :-=
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Re: Freedom

Postby kylumi » May Thu 12, 2016 3:33 am

Spot on Banksy m8, In Europe our annual Remembrance Day brings us together so that all those brave soldiers,sailors, airmen from across the globe who laid down their lives in the name of freedom, liberty and justice(and still lay down their lives) will not be forgotten. I know that Americans also recognize the same remembrance at their Memorial Day celebrations.

"Lest We Forget": The following focuses the mind and demonstrates the most horrific price paid for "Freedom" by ordinary human beings:

For Britain, the First World War began on 4 August 1914 and ended on 11 November 1918. The formal peace treaty was signed in 1919.

65 million men from 30 countries fought in the First World War. When war broke out, the British Government asked for 100,000 volunteers to join the Army. 750,000 applied in the first month.

The Victoria Cross, the highest military award, was awarded 628 times in the First World War. Recipients included Jack Cornwell, who was just 16 when he remained at his battle post despite suffering fatal injuries.

It is estimated that around 250,000 British boys lied about their age in order to join up. The youngest was found to be just 12 and was duly sent home. Average life expectancy in the trenches was six weeks, and was considerably lower if you were a junior officer or a stretcher-bearer.

More than nine million fighting men were killed during the conflict, one third of them through disease. At least 750,000 of these were British, and over 188,000 were from British colonies.

""Today almost every one of us, whatever our racial, ethnic, national or religious roots, is directly connected to the First World War. The war of 1914 became global and total: it was hard to escape its impact wherever you were."" Professor Sir Hew Strachan, 2014
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Friday

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Resign

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Re: Resign

Postby kylumi » May Sun 15, 2016 1:43 am

Nothing like a good proclamation to start the day......OK lets go....

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

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